The Fruit Fly
The life and times of the unordinary fruitfly
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Spammers
2011-02-25 22:03:39
…What can I say? Spammers just piss me off. The other day, this one arrived in my email: Hi, I am Larry Taylor. I am ill as a result of prostate cancer a decease that have defiled all medication and would die.I want to distribute my funds to charity organizations in your country through you. [...]
2011-02-25 22:03:39
…What can I say? Spammers just piss me off. The other day, this one arrived in my email: Hi, I am Larry Taylor. I am ill as a result of prostate cancer a decease that have defiled all medication and would die.I want to distribute my funds to charity organizations in your country through you. [...]
Did Governor Walker Get Punked?
2011-02-23 12:11:02
Only a few short years after Sarah Palin got punked by a couple of radio hosts in Montreal, it appears that Governor Walker was next on the list. In 2008, Sarah Palin took a phone call she thought was France’s Prime Minister Nicolas Sarkozy, where she gushed and tried to sound intelligent. Little did she [...]
2011-02-23 12:11:02
Only a few short years after Sarah Palin got punked by a couple of radio hosts in Montreal, it appears that Governor Walker was next on the list. In 2008, Sarah Palin took a phone call she thought was France’s Prime Minister Nicolas Sarkozy, where she gushed and tried to sound intelligent. Little did she [...]
Rand Paul (R-KY): There is no “Rich”
2010-11-07 00:49:08
George Michael – Praying For Time The rich declare themselves poor And most of us are not sure. crept out the back door…. It’s hard to love. There’s no much to hate. Hanging on to love ..It’s much too much to hate. Perhaps we should praying for time. …Cause God stopped keeping score. Because He [...]
2010-11-07 00:49:08
George Michael – Praying For Time The rich declare themselves poor And most of us are not sure. crept out the back door…. It’s hard to love. There’s no much to hate. Hanging on to love ..It’s much too much to hate. Perhaps we should praying for time. …Cause God stopped keeping score. Because He [...]
“Praise Be” to False Gods
2010-10-09 01:24:29
”Allahu Akbar!” Those are the words uttered by Faisal Shahzad when he was sentenced to “mandatory life in prison” for the would-be-Time Square Bomber. Translated, it means: “Allah (<strike>God</strike>) is Great” (unless you’re working on a Times-Square bomb and planning on killing lots of folks!). Glenn Blech has one of his own too! Blech Goes [...]
2010-10-09 01:24:29
”Allahu Akbar!” Those are the words uttered by Faisal Shahzad when he was sentenced to “mandatory life in prison” for the would-be-Time Square Bomber. Translated, it means: “Allah (<strike>God</strike>) is Great” (unless you’re working on a Times-Square bomb and planning on killing lots of folks!). Glenn Blech has one of his own too! Blech Goes [...]
Republican’s “Elite” Comments Confuses Me
2010-10-07 22:48:14
Last August, Newt Gingrich railed on the Democrats by claiming they’re elitist attitudes towards American’s values and needs were ignored. He claimed that Obama, not the GOP, ruled the “elite class” in America. This drives me crazy. How can Newt have his cake and eat it too?! Just the other day, Newt claimed: Former House [...]
2010-10-07 22:48:14
Last August, Newt Gingrich railed on the Democrats by claiming they’re elitist attitudes towards American’s values and needs were ignored. He claimed that Obama, not the GOP, ruled the “elite class” in America. This drives me crazy. How can Newt have his cake and eat it too?! Just the other day, Newt claimed: Former House [...]
Tom R. Kovach Is a Giant Sized Douche
2010-10-05 10:08:29
Minnesota has been included in that list of bullying GLBT students in our high schools as of late. In fact, the latest suicide marks the 6th within politically conservative Anoka-Hennipen County school district in less than a year. Since the suicide rate is within a singular demographic, our community is talking about it, naturally. Leave [...]
2010-10-05 10:08:29
Minnesota has been included in that list of bullying GLBT students in our high schools as of late. In fact, the latest suicide marks the 6th within politically conservative Anoka-Hennipen County school district in less than a year. Since the suicide rate is within a singular demographic, our community is talking about it, naturally. Leave [...]
Katherine Kersten Is A Complete Idiot
2010-10-03 12:37:14
In today’s Opinion section of the Star Tribune, Katherine Kersten (Republican du jur) complains bitterly about alleged “liberal” academics. She goes on and on about the textbooks student freshmen are carrying, under the tutelage of nasty and disgusting “liberal” professors. This fall, for example, many freshmen are arriving at college with “No Impact Man: The [...]
2010-10-03 12:37:14
In today’s Opinion section of the Star Tribune, Katherine Kersten (Republican du jur) complains bitterly about alleged “liberal” academics. She goes on and on about the textbooks student freshmen are carrying, under the tutelage of nasty and disgusting “liberal” professors. This fall, for example, many freshmen are arriving at college with “No Impact Man: The [...]
Too Many Gays on Tee Vee
2010-10-02 21:08:23
These douchebags complain constantly about the same thing. Face it, if there was only one gay person on the planet, who happened to live in “Knuckledrag, Texas” somewhere – these dumbasses would be complaining about it.
2010-10-02 21:08:23
These douchebags complain constantly about the same thing. Face it, if there was only one gay person on the planet, who happened to live in “Knuckledrag, Texas” somewhere – these dumbasses would be complaining about it.
Cadillac Kimberly Speaks Out About Eddie Long
2010-09-23 23:51:03
One of the funniest YouTube I’ve seen in months left me laughing in tears. Cadillac Kim slams the Eddie Long scandal and puts the religiously insane in their place. You’ll please pardon the salty language and laugh your fool ass off as Kim explains the obvious. It’s truly a scream-a-riot:
2010-09-23 23:51:03
One of the funniest YouTube I’ve seen in months left me laughing in tears. Cadillac Kim slams the Eddie Long scandal and puts the religiously insane in their place. You’ll please pardon the salty language and laugh your fool ass off as Kim explains the obvious. It’s truly a scream-a-riot:
Obama Responds to the DADT Ruling
2010-09-11 00:07:38
Actual verbiage of the White House: “The Justice Department is studying the decision, including the question of its scope and immediate effect and we expect them to announce their next steps after that review is completed. The President remains committed to legislative repeal of DADT, and he will continue to work with lawmakers to achieve [...]
2010-09-11 00:07:38
Actual verbiage of the White House: “The Justice Department is studying the decision, including the question of its scope and immediate effect and we expect them to announce their next steps after that review is completed. The President remains committed to legislative repeal of DADT, and he will continue to work with lawmakers to achieve [...]