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Celebrity Nip Slip Awards 2011
2012-01-02 06:01:01
Considering that every five seconds, a female celebrity experiences a wardrobe malfunction resulting in a nipple revealing itself, it is damn near impossible to keep up with all the areolas! So many nip slips, so little time! But with the year drawing to a close, it seemed only proper to dig down deep, do the research and award the best, worst and most WTF nipple sightings of 2011. Check out the winners of Jotter of a Rotter's first annual Nip Slip Awards. Best Leaked Slip: Lindsay Lohan In Playboy As if we haven't already seen Lilo naked a hundred times, the world went so buck for her latest display of nudity that her issue was leaked online a week early. Most Avant Garde Slip: Lady Gaga At The CFDA Awards Her nipples were supposed to show like that, right? Most Bizarre Slip Location: Mila Jovovich At Mikahil Gorbachev Birthday Is it just me or does her nipple look a little like Gorby's birth mark? Best Dressed Slip: Nicki Minaj On (A Very) Good Morning America Her nipple looke
2012-01-02 06:01:01
Considering that every five seconds, a female celebrity experiences a wardrobe malfunction resulting in a nipple revealing itself, it is damn near impossible to keep up with all the areolas! So many nip slips, so little time! But with the year drawing to a close, it seemed only proper to dig down deep, do the research and award the best, worst and most WTF nipple sightings of 2011. Check out the winners of Jotter of a Rotter's first annual Nip Slip Awards. Best Leaked Slip: Lindsay Lohan In Playboy As if we haven't already seen Lilo naked a hundred times, the world went so buck for her latest display of nudity that her issue was leaked online a week early. Most Avant Garde Slip: Lady Gaga At The CFDA Awards Her nipples were supposed to show like that, right? Most Bizarre Slip Location: Mila Jovovich At Mikahil Gorbachev Birthday Is it just me or does her nipple look a little like Gorby's birth mark? Best Dressed Slip: Nicki Minaj On (A Very) Good Morning America Her nipple looke
25 Awesomely Outrageous Sesame Street Tattoos
2011-12-12 06:01:01
For more than 40 years now, Sesame Street has been helping to shape the minds of youth. And sometimes, the lessons imparted are so powerful that when these impressionable kids reach adulthood they decide to have their favorite Sesame Street characters inked onto their skin permanently.
2011-12-12 06:01:01
For more than 40 years now, Sesame Street has been helping to shape the minds of youth. And sometimes, the lessons imparted are so powerful that when these impressionable kids reach adulthood they decide to have their favorite Sesame Street characters inked onto their skin permanently.
Daily Dump: Crazy Drunk Girl Bathroom Antics and More
2011-11-23 10:01:00
Check out Crazy Drunk Girl Bathroom Antics, plus 10 other awesome links, courtesy of the Rotter, who is curious how a blind guy knows when he's done wiping his ass. Does he sniff the paper? –'Cause even a clean ass still smells like shit! Today's Links: Almost As Cool As Magnum PI's Mustache! J 13 Dumb Names For Different Types Of Farts J Amanda Marie Hotness J The Absolute Sketchiest Bars In Thailand J 9 Hottest Winter Sports Girls J Does This Look Like The Face Of The Biggest Dumbass Ever? J Genevieve Elaine Hotness J Top 10 Bad Movie Trailers J 130+ Sexy Self Shot Mirror Photographs J 13 Movie Poster Cliches & What They Say About The Movie J 13 Lindsay Lohan Conspiracies Theories MORE LINKS
2011-11-23 10:01:00
Check out Crazy Drunk Girl Bathroom Antics, plus 10 other awesome links, courtesy of the Rotter, who is curious how a blind guy knows when he's done wiping his ass. Does he sniff the paper? –'Cause even a clean ass still smells like shit! Today's Links: Almost As Cool As Magnum PI's Mustache! J 13 Dumb Names For Different Types Of Farts J Amanda Marie Hotness J The Absolute Sketchiest Bars In Thailand J 9 Hottest Winter Sports Girls J Does This Look Like The Face Of The Biggest Dumbass Ever? J Genevieve Elaine Hotness J Top 10 Bad Movie Trailers J 130+ Sexy Self Shot Mirror Photographs J 13 Movie Poster Cliches & What They Say About The Movie J 13 Lindsay Lohan Conspiracies Theories MORE LINKS
Good Start To A Day [PHOTO]
2011-11-21 23:01:02
I can't even imagine the infinite number of infinitely filthy catcalls that must have come flying from this construction worker's mouth when he saw this shit on his way to the site. But I do know what building he and his buddies chose to sit in front of to eat their lunch. See More Pictures: All Pictures Fail | How To | WTF
2011-11-21 23:01:02
I can't even imagine the infinite number of infinitely filthy catcalls that must have come flying from this construction worker's mouth when he saw this shit on his way to the site. But I do know what building he and his buddies chose to sit in front of to eat their lunch. See More Pictures: All Pictures Fail | How To | WTF
Hypnosis Gives Girl 5-Minute Orgasm [VIDEO]
2011-11-21 14:01:00
Amazing! Now if only we can hypnotize her into doing the laundry! See More Videos: All Videos… Fail Videos… WTF Videos… How To Videos… Fight Videos… Sports Videos… Sexy Videos… Place Your Bets!
2011-11-21 14:01:00
Amazing! Now if only we can hypnotize her into doing the laundry! See More Videos: All Videos… Fail Videos… WTF Videos… How To Videos… Fight Videos… Sports Videos… Sexy Videos… Place Your Bets!
Daily Dump: The 20 Best Beer Chuggers On The Internet and More
2011-11-21 10:01:01
Check out The 20 Best Beer Chuggers On The Internet, plus 10 other awesome links, courtesy of the Rotter, who is convinced his girlfriend only swallows 'cause she's too damn lazy to clean. Today's Links: Almost As Cool As Magnum, PI's Mustache! J 10 Really Inappropriate Coloring Books That Actually Exist J GiGi Star Hotness J 9 Of The Worst Losing Streaks In NFL History J The 20 Hottest Photos of Luisana Lopilato J The Sexiest Muscular Hotties In Sports J Hot Girls In One-Piece Swimsuits J A Gallery Of Bikers With Parrots J Nadya Nepomnyashaya Hotness J The 7 Weirdest Parental Punishments J Sherri Gulley Hotness
2011-11-21 10:01:01
Check out The 20 Best Beer Chuggers On The Internet, plus 10 other awesome links, courtesy of the Rotter, who is convinced his girlfriend only swallows 'cause she's too damn lazy to clean. Today's Links: Almost As Cool As Magnum, PI's Mustache! J 10 Really Inappropriate Coloring Books That Actually Exist J GiGi Star Hotness J 9 Of The Worst Losing Streaks In NFL History J The 20 Hottest Photos of Luisana Lopilato J The Sexiest Muscular Hotties In Sports J Hot Girls In One-Piece Swimsuits J A Gallery Of Bikers With Parrots J Nadya Nepomnyashaya Hotness J The 7 Weirdest Parental Punishments J Sherri Gulley Hotness
Daily Dump: The Hottest Heartbreakers In Sports and More
2011-11-20 08:01:01
Check out The Hottest Heartbreakers in Sports, plus 10 other awesome links, courtesy of the Rotter, who considers himself a "devout" Catholic: He doesn't believe in God; he just fears Him! Sunday's Links Will Send You Straight To Confession! J The 25 Funniest Video Game Freakouts Ever Recorded J Megan Daniels Hotness J 7 Things You Could Learn From A Female Roommate J 20 Hot Actresses To Keep An Eye On J The Many Shades Of Jewels Jade J The Absolute Hottest MMA Models J 10 Books You May Have Missed in Your Childhood J Five Reasons Why We Should Cut Politicians Some Slack J 25 Amazing 3D Wall Murals J 7 Celebrity Movie Deaths We Enjoyed Way Too Much
2011-11-20 08:01:01
Check out The Hottest Heartbreakers in Sports, plus 10 other awesome links, courtesy of the Rotter, who considers himself a "devout" Catholic: He doesn't believe in God; he just fears Him! Sunday's Links Will Send You Straight To Confession! J The 25 Funniest Video Game Freakouts Ever Recorded J Megan Daniels Hotness J 7 Things You Could Learn From A Female Roommate J 20 Hot Actresses To Keep An Eye On J The Many Shades Of Jewels Jade J The Absolute Hottest MMA Models J 10 Books You May Have Missed in Your Childhood J Five Reasons Why We Should Cut Politicians Some Slack J 25 Amazing 3D Wall Murals J 7 Celebrity Movie Deaths We Enjoyed Way Too Much
Daily Dump: 101 Beautifully Busty Brit Pics and More
2011-11-19 08:01:00
Check out 101 Beautifully Busty Brit Pics, plus 10 other awesome links, courtesy of the Rotter, who lost his virginity on a bunk bed, so I guess you could say they were both on top! Saturday's Links That Will Kick Chuck Norris' Ass! J 46 Hot Chicks Teaching You Random Facts J 5 Amazingly Funny Christian TV Show Pranks J CJ Sparxx Is Electrifying J A Bevy Of Beautiful Braless Babes J A Gallery Of Berenice Marlohe, Your New Bond Girl J Sexy Women Of The WWE J 2011 Extreme Sport Wins, A Compilation J Daisy Marie Hotness J The Six Most Incredible Real-World Beast Masters J The Ridiculous TV Edits Supercut
2011-11-19 08:01:00
Check out 101 Beautifully Busty Brit Pics, plus 10 other awesome links, courtesy of the Rotter, who lost his virginity on a bunk bed, so I guess you could say they were both on top! Saturday's Links That Will Kick Chuck Norris' Ass! J 46 Hot Chicks Teaching You Random Facts J 5 Amazingly Funny Christian TV Show Pranks J CJ Sparxx Is Electrifying J A Bevy Of Beautiful Braless Babes J A Gallery Of Berenice Marlohe, Your New Bond Girl J Sexy Women Of The WWE J 2011 Extreme Sport Wins, A Compilation J Daisy Marie Hotness J The Six Most Incredible Real-World Beast Masters J The Ridiculous TV Edits Supercut
20 Most Famous Celebrity Boob Jobs
2011-11-18 06:01:00
Yes, breasts can be both fake and famous. Most female celebrities, these days, decide to enlarge their breasts. In fact, we are coming to a point where you can not be a celebrity if you haven’t had a boob job. A boob job. Sounds so great and, for all that money and exposure, it better look that good too! Diane Kruger Tyra Banks Anna Faris Melanie Brown Brooke Hogan Lindsay Lohan Britney Spears Sarah Jessica Parker Salma Hayek Patricia Heaton Katherine Zeta Jones Victoria Beckam Hillary Duff Kelly Rowland Kate Hudson Tara Reid Rihanna Drew Barrymore Renee Zellveger Paris Hilton
2011-11-18 06:01:00
Yes, breasts can be both fake and famous. Most female celebrities, these days, decide to enlarge their breasts. In fact, we are coming to a point where you can not be a celebrity if you haven’t had a boob job. A boob job. Sounds so great and, for all that money and exposure, it better look that good too! Diane Kruger Tyra Banks Anna Faris Melanie Brown Brooke Hogan Lindsay Lohan Britney Spears Sarah Jessica Parker Salma Hayek Patricia Heaton Katherine Zeta Jones Victoria Beckam Hillary Duff Kelly Rowland Kate Hudson Tara Reid Rihanna Drew Barrymore Renee Zellveger Paris Hilton
How To Quit Your Job Like A Boss [PHOTO]
2011-11-17 23:01:02
Stick that in your Chalupa and choke on it! See More Pictures: All Pictures… Fail Pictures… WTF Pictures… How To Pictures…
2011-11-17 23:01:02
Stick that in your Chalupa and choke on it! See More Pictures: All Pictures… Fail Pictures… WTF Pictures… How To Pictures…