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Snowmobile has had enough.
2010-03-03 23:45:42
Sometimes enough is enough. Like when my girlfriend tries to kiss me after she just swallowed, I say enough. When a fat chick wears clothes from the kiddie section, I say enough. When a snowmobile gets ridden over and over by failing douches, it says enough. And runs away.
2010-03-03 23:45:42
Sometimes enough is enough. Like when my girlfriend tries to kiss me after she just swallowed, I say enough. When a fat chick wears clothes from the kiddie section, I say enough. When a snowmobile gets ridden over and over by failing douches, it says enough. And runs away.
Awesome.
2010-03-02 20:31:40
I hate children, so naturally a smile is brought to my face when I see them get kicked in theirs. Good news is, this video is like from the 80’s so the kid was probably born to hippies that did drugs and had unprotected sex. She was doomed to be retarded anyways, this just sped [...]
2010-03-02 20:31:40
I hate children, so naturally a smile is brought to my face when I see them get kicked in theirs. Good news is, this video is like from the 80’s so the kid was probably born to hippies that did drugs and had unprotected sex. She was doomed to be retarded anyways, this just sped [...]
I think I recall this happening before.
2010-03-02 19:05:21
I was under the impression that if you flipped over backwards on the swing-set and ate it that you were supposed to gain magical powers and become Inside Out Boy. This guy proves that isn’t always the case while at the same time proving that douchebags playing on little kids swings always get what is [...]
2010-03-02 19:05:21
I was under the impression that if you flipped over backwards on the swing-set and ate it that you were supposed to gain magical powers and become Inside Out Boy. This guy proves that isn’t always the case while at the same time proving that douchebags playing on little kids swings always get what is [...]
Ugly Americans (Obviously not talking about me)
2010-03-02 18:47:21
Comedy Central has a new animated-horror comedy (I’m guessing they are covering all their bases) series coming out on March 17th, called Ugly Americans. The tag line says: “Take New York City, add every horrifying beast, science-fiction freak, and fantasy faerie, shake thoroughly, and you’ve got “Ugly Americans.” It’s a good thing they added in the “science-fiction [...]
2010-03-02 18:47:21
Comedy Central has a new animated-horror comedy (I’m guessing they are covering all their bases) series coming out on March 17th, called Ugly Americans. The tag line says: “Take New York City, add every horrifying beast, science-fiction freak, and fantasy faerie, shake thoroughly, and you’ve got “Ugly Americans.” It’s a good thing they added in the “science-fiction [...]
Man calls 911 more than 200 times
2010-03-01 19:19:50
Over a three-day period, a guy managed to dial 911 over 200 times. Some of the time he made sexually derogatory remarks to the dispatchers, and none of the times was there an actual emergency, and only one time was he sober. Friday alone he managed to dial 911 over 150 times between 2 am [...]
2010-03-01 19:19:50
Over a three-day period, a guy managed to dial 911 over 200 times. Some of the time he made sexually derogatory remarks to the dispatchers, and none of the times was there an actual emergency, and only one time was he sober. Friday alone he managed to dial 911 over 150 times between 2 am [...]
Please Congress, watch this video.
2010-02-23 22:33:55
Want to know what it will be like when we get rid of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” in the military? It will be just like this video of a soldier throwing a grenade in training. Bombs away Brett Favre.
2010-02-23 22:33:55
Want to know what it will be like when we get rid of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” in the military? It will be just like this video of a soldier throwing a grenade in training. Bombs away Brett Favre.
Ultimate Frisbee Champion.
2010-02-23 22:25:37
I hate it when I am walking on my carpet and step on some sharp toenail I cut off several weeks ago. I keep thinking it will teach me to throw away that shit, but nope. On a side note here is a video of some badass Indian dude that is really good at what [...]
2010-02-23 22:25:37
I hate it when I am walking on my carpet and step on some sharp toenail I cut off several weeks ago. I keep thinking it will teach me to throw away that shit, but nope. On a side note here is a video of some badass Indian dude that is really good at what [...]
In case you are wondering….
2010-02-23 21:55:04
Posting has been slow the past three days. Working on some new ideas for the site, will continue posting again shortly. Here is the info: - Working with Grandmaster B on a sick new layout to the site. I promise this will not disappoint. Imagine the greatest Picasso painting ever conceived. Then pour beer on it [...]
2010-02-23 21:55:04
Posting has been slow the past three days. Working on some new ideas for the site, will continue posting again shortly. Here is the info: - Working with Grandmaster B on a sick new layout to the site. I promise this will not disappoint. Imagine the greatest Picasso painting ever conceived. Then pour beer on it [...]
Epic fight!
2010-02-20 19:10:57
Do not skip any of this. This is quite possibly the longest fight video I have ever seen. A “Royal Rumble in the Hood” as I would put it. I am pretty sure by the end of this everyone has thrown at least one punch, quite possibly including the mailman. A moment of silence for [...]
2010-02-20 19:10:57
Do not skip any of this. This is quite possibly the longest fight video I have ever seen. A “Royal Rumble in the Hood” as I would put it. I am pretty sure by the end of this everyone has thrown at least one punch, quite possibly including the mailman. A moment of silence for [...]
Not. As. Expected.
2010-02-19 19:26:45
Seeing a woman’s mouth close up, accompanied with comments like “Great video, and such a quick swallow! I hope it hit the spot :p” gave me one of those, “Awesome! A video they haven’t deleted yet” moments. Too my surprise this video won’t be deleted. Not just from Youtube, but from my memory. Ever. (Watch [...]
2010-02-19 19:26:45
Seeing a woman’s mouth close up, accompanied with comments like “Great video, and such a quick swallow! I hope it hit the spot :p” gave me one of those, “Awesome! A video they haven’t deleted yet” moments. Too my surprise this video won’t be deleted. Not just from Youtube, but from my memory. Ever. (Watch [...]